Avant-Garage, London E2

Avant-Garage, London E2


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Avant-Garage

First impressions matter

This exclusive & coveted apartment development bordering the Shoreditch, South Dalston, Brockley Triangle

On the doorstep of Ye Olde Axe 'SportsBar'

Two minute cockney shuffle from Shoreditch Food n Wine

Feature's a magnificent double height, architect-designed car parking statement

Private residents gate with walk up casual defecation zone

Internally each apartment at Avant-Garage will feature a well Shoreditch selection of superb finishes, from the tall trampShit brown veneer doors to the properly distressed smoked bacon flooring; from matt gloss wall finish detailing to the luxurious wood carpets – each component has been carefully conjured up out of bullshit, bollox and unicorn farts.

Planned by greedy, self aggrandising interior designers and architects wallowing in a slimy patina of their own vastly exaggerated self worth. Extensive vintage brickwork offers panoramic views of late 70s brick and hastily poured concrete across the outstanding world-famous East London dreamscape.

All this comes with the territory at Avant-Garage.

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